March 2010
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TUUUUUUUMBLR
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Types of Bitches ... according to a third grader...
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My friend’s cousin is a teacher at a charter school in Washington, D.C. She found this on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom and recognized it for the gold mine that it is — scanned it into a fax-to-PDF scanner immediately.
You’ll notice that according to this taxonomy, there are 90 types of bitches. However, there’s a page missing, so we are left to guess what bitch...
She's with Bob
Yeah so your sex is below average. Something about whatever it is you call yourself doing just isn’t cutting it for her. Which meaaaaannnns…. She’s probably out with Bob (as seen above) We all know Bob is jacked up on Enzyte’s (quote on quote) “natural male enhancement“ and has endless energy or some sh*t: which is bad news for you. =’( but maybe...
Sooooo
I deleted my twitter =)
So all the females wanna be bi-sexual. Cuz that’s wats poppin right now.
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Haha my shit look like Iphone texting. #teamBlackberryTrynaBeLikeTeamIphone lol http://tweetphoto.com/13332160
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“There ain’t no devil, only God when he’s drunk.”
– Tom Waits
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Bold what is true.
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frankienichelle:
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nickeebaby:
I never gave a blow job. I never had protected sex. I never fingered another person. I never had anal sex. I never went to Disney World. I never been out of my home country. I never kissed a stranger on the lips. I never read a book over eight hundred pages. I never have seen another girl completely naked (besides tv...
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TODAYS ROAST
Why oh Whyyyyy do she got the Sheba from mortal kombat hairstyle? you know the b*tch with 4 arms?
Her hair prolly crack when she lay on a pillow.
Somebody get bobby brown Thugged out sister “shalaylay”
Why she slick her hair with snickers chocolate then bake it for 30 minutes?
her head look like a dark chocolate easter egg candy with palm tree leafs in it =(
She need...
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January 2010
8 posts
10 Things Only a Groupie would do.
1. Reblog/ReTweet EVERYTHING u say and put “Lmao” BITCH i said i was tired aint shit funny about that smh
2. Show up to your high school gradutauion with homemade back stage passes talkin bout “hit me up after the show”
3. Suck your dick for a follow friday shoutout on twitter.
4. Talk to OTHER people about you as if they know you and you aint got NO idea on who the fuck...
BLAH
blah blah =)
Random Ranting
Tinychat.com. I’ve got on tinychat MULTIPLE times, and its the SAME sh*t. a bunch of ugly dudes trying to bag a bunch of ugly b*tches. 11 people sitting on camera ALL just staring at each other, NOT saying shit. Even when it is a cute b*tch on there she’s just laying down looking into the camera. SAY SOMETHING YOU CREEP F*CK! You might even go in a room and some random f*ck is sitting...
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I KNOW WHY YOU MAD
You mad cuz you had your taxes done by “Laquisha’s taxes and fried chicken” and now the IRS is after you for tax evasion.
You mad cuz you found out that girl you love is getting a train ran on her by the local high school lacrosse team
You mad cuz you spent 8 hours standing in line for some shoes that you got jacked for RIGHT after you bought them
You mad cuz you let one of...
7 signs That the baby aint yours.
1. Your baby momma insisted on naming him solomon JR. and your name is Ben.
2. You seen pictures from the baby shower and your best friend was in one of them with his ear on your b*tch stomach and a big ass smile on his face
3. The baby comes out w| a bigger d*ck then you. chances are the b*tch got knocked up by some pornstar
4. Your girl asked if you would be comfortable going on the maury...
How to Ball on a Budget.
You really wanna step out and stunt on them hoes, but you make 5 dollars an hour swag surfin holdin a matress land sign on the corner? Well look, i can help u out. First, make sure you go to a club that NO ONE will recognize you at, u dont want to be noticed by someone who knows u and put on front street. First rent a nice car from enterprise. (2009 models and up) Buy a brand new outfit BUT keep...
YEAH SHE'S A HOE
Cant seem to figure out if your girlfriend is a hoe or not? Well allow me to help u out by giving you a few signs that she might be a loose goose. if you playfully ask her “what would you do for a klondike bar” and she responds saying “suck some dick” yeah, she’s a hoe. if you see a lifetime membership to planned parenthood in her wallet… yeah, she’s a...
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December 2009
77 posts
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MARY JANES A BAD BAD GIRL
and im CUFFIN her
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BOOOYAH
bitch
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I am
Black filipino and West indian =)
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knowingher:
blamebobby:
knowingher:
blamebobby:
knowingher:
is beginning to make me feel insecure like Twitter & Facebook..
BUT WHYYYYYY
I’m the biggest un-magnet ever.
NOOOOOOO. I like YOUR FACE. *singS* your beautifful. no matter what they saaaayyy
Haha, omg you’re making me feel like.. smiling.
You should smile a lot. unlike most people. ur smile is actually pretty
TWITTER.COM
A place where niggas become females. and females try and cuff from 30,000 miles away. where people lie in 98.72637% of there tweets. Where posting naked pictures of your self gets you more followers. a place where ugly niggas gas UGLY bitches to make them think they’re cute. A place where having an opinion automatically makes you a hater. a place where niggas will make a fake page just to...
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knowingher:
blamebobby:
knowingher:
is beginning to make me feel insecure like Twitter & Facebook..
BUT WHYYYYYY
I’m the biggest un-magnet ever.
NOOOOOOO. I like YOUR FACE. *singS* your beautifful. no matter what they saaaayyy
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knowingher:
is beginning to make me feel insecure like Twitter & Facebook..
BUT WHYYYYYY
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