YEAH SHE’S A HOE

Cant seem to figure out if your girlfriend is a hoe or not? Well allow me to help u out by giving you a few signs that she might be a loose goose. if you playfully ask her “what would you do for a klondike bar” and she responds saying “suck some dick” yeah, she’s a hoe. if you see a lifetime membership to planned parenthood in her wallet… yeah, she’s a hoe. if she knows EXACTLY how many licks it takes til the center of a tootsie pop.. yeah, she’s a hoe. if she seems to ALWAYS want to change your sons diaper and it takes her an unusually long time then yeah, she’s a hoe. if all of her “best friends” are guys then yeah, she’s a hoe. if you pull down her panties and her pussy does an evil laugh the yeah, she’s a hoe. last but not least if she can suck your dick until your eyes change colors then yeah, she’s a hoe. Now fellas dont let her trick you with lies such as “i’ve never done this before”. 78.9653% of the time not only has she done it, but she has done it multiple times. so be careful if u come across a girl that has met any of the above mentioned. might go in raw then a week later ya dick has a face forming on it. =]

@2 years ago