How to Ball on a Budget.
You really wanna step out and stunt on them hoes, but you make 5 dollars an hour swag surfin holdin a matress land sign on the corner? Well look, i can help u out. First, make sure you go to a club that NO ONE will recognize you at, u dont want to be noticed by someone who knows u and put on front street. First rent a nice car from enterprise. (2009 models and up) Buy a brand new outfit BUT keep the reciepts so that your broke ass can return it the next day. (A fake chain will really set it off) Next, Hit up the bank with a $100 and change it out for 2 dollar bills that way you appear to have a fat stack of money in your pocket. now your ready to hit the club and make it rain on them hoes. also take an empty bottle of some expensive ass wine and fill it up with red koolaid and a lil bit of liquor. (you will need this for later) Before parking drive around the line a couple times blasting your music as loud as you can BUT dont look at anyone (you want people to notice that rental your driving) Drop a couple dollars on vallet parking it makes you look like your balling. Now your entrance is EVERYTHING make sure your chain is on display and dont break yer neck lookin @ the hoes ( I know your thirsty ass wants to but you have to resist ) First you want to go post up @ the bar. Buy a few drinks but not too many remember you’re on a budget. Next step walk around the club w| the same cup but keep going to the bar making it seem like you’re buying more drinks even though you’ve had same one all night. Now the bitches are starting to notcie you and they start approaching u, wave them off as if you are too good for em. then make your way to the stage where you will proceed to start dancin and pointing out into the crowd like you know people. soon the bitches will start thinking your someone famous. This is your time to shine pull out that bottle i told you to grab earlier from your coat and pour it on some bitches (champagne shower) this will really get the gold diggers sniffin your way. now that you have got their full attention proceed to pull out the stack of 2 dollar bills and start throwing them into the crowd. (since evry1 is drunk they will think they are 20’s) Next thing you know all the badd bitches are dancin on you and fuckin you on the dancefloor. find the bitch you want. then tell her that Dj unk is your cousin and that you are a big time rapper in north dakota. hopefully the bitch is drunk and she will believe you which leads to a happy ending.Congratulations you have successfully balled on a budget =]
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