7 signs That the baby aint yours.

1. Your baby momma insisted on naming him solomon JR. and your name is Ben.
2. You seen pictures from the baby shower and your best friend was in one of them with his ear on your b*tch stomach and a big ass smile on his face
3. The baby comes out w| a bigger d*ck then you. chances are the b*tch got knocked up by some pornstar
4. Your girl asked if you would be comfortable going on the maury show
5. The baby come out with a tail and canine ears. o_O beastiality much.
6. The babies name is escobar and aint neither of yall mexican
7. the baby was born w| dreads and tattoos and he cries in autotune. chances are she had a one nighter w| wayne.

So if any of the following apply. Get a DNA test. you dont wanna be paying for dwayne escobar laquan johnson and he aint yours.

@2 years ago