She’s with Bob
Yeah so your sex is below average. Something about whatever it is you call yourself doing just isn’t cutting it for her. Which meaaaaannnns…. She’s probably out with Bob (as seen above) We all know Bob is jacked up on Enzyte’s (quote on quote) “natural male enhancement“ and has endless energy or some sh*t: which is bad news for you. =’( but maybe she’s not. Take this brief survey and if any of the following apply, then she’s out with Bob =/
- Do you have to get a extra small prescription condom?
- During sex does she read books, newspapers, and or magazines?
- Does she always tell you to use a toy first so she can have an orgasm?
- Ever find yourself sweating like a Nigerian slave on auction and you look down at her and she’s yawning?
- Does it take you 17 minutes and 41 seconds or more to get it up?
- Have you ever asked her to use anal beads on you? (homo)
- She Has the worlds largest Zane sex book collection and she’d rather you read it to her than actually have sex with her?
- She goes to “h
ang out with the girls” 7 nights a week and always walks in the house limping? - She got 2 cell phones and one of them is a “
company phone” but she a “French fry chef“at Mcdonalds? - Have you ever found a box of ” Trojan Hulk style Magnum” condoms in her car knowing DAMN well you can’t fit them?
Hope I was of some help =)
@1 year ago